Its about making memories worth repressing
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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