white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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