Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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