the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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