During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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