bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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