ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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