How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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