Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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