the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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