YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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