did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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