I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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