There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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