Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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