doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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