he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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