Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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