return my video game
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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