Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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