Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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