I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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