I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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