I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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