I like to think it a success when the cops are called
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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