she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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