marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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