Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
