I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
