it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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