they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
only you would photoshop your dick
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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