i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She even gives head with a lisp.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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