Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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