no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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