dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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