True but thats because hes a fetus.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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