How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
pray to the hookup gods
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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