So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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