I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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