New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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