I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Randomize