I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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