Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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