Whats the glycemic index on semen?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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