Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
As shirtless as possible
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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