Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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