I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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