What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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