Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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