she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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