he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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