only if we run a train.
done.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
