so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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